It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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