He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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