goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The Olympian is in my bed
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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