who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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