so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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