I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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