oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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