My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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