Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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