dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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