I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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