honey bunches of taint.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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