Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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