just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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