I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My pussy is not your playground.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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