Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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