I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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