i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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