her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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