we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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