Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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