This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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