I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
