i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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