Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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