Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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