remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
