i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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