I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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