How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
