loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
