It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize