My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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