i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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