what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
