You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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