i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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