You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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