I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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