We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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