I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
