No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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