i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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