matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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