She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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