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We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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