Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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