why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I checked into jail on foursquare
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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