i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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