do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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