i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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