Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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