Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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