Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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