so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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